Jonathon Wants Your Christmas Decorations. Seriously.

Normally I don't write about my theater habit, because let's be real: even if you are one of the eight or nine other people in the universe that give a rat's ass, you probably don't live in Austin, and couldn't come see the shows we make. So really, what's the point?

However, dear friends throughout the interwebs, this might actually interest you.

The performance company I run with Amanda is making a big, stinking, cheesy-as-hell Christmas musical called The Ultimate Christmas Musical: The Musical! I'm hoping the set will be made entirely from other people's unwanted, tacky holiday decor.

People like you.

So, if you live in Austin, come check out the event we're holding this Sunday at La Luz, a lifestyle boutique on South 1st, where you can give us anything holiday-related that you'd prefer wasn't taking up space in your attic. Seriously. If your spouse won't let you hang it, or you bought from the dollar store in college, it's exactly the sort of thing we're looking for.

If you don't live in Austin, and don't mind eating the cost of a UPS ground shipment, drop me a quick email, and I'll give you an address where you can send that rickety old plastic tree from 1987. You know it's time to let that go.